Alton Brown Answers 23 Of Our Most Difficult Questions

It's a bacon, avocado, sardine, ham, mustard, and melted cheese sandwich on a mix of sourdough and rye bread — multiple slices of each, it looks like — plated with pickles.

"3 parts gin, 1 part dry vermouth, dash of olive brine."

Alton Brown: Wow. Of all time. Out of any TV show?

BuzzFeed: Do we need to rephrase? Should I rephrase the question?

AB: Do you want to rephrase?

BF: I would feel comfortable rephrasing.

AB: All right, go ahead and rephrase. Because we'd be here a while. I'd have to make charts. There would have to be some kind of formula.

That's a solid Doctor Who reference, for those of you not in the know.

"I dare you to even think of another celebrity crush."

"It comes from the Nahuatl word. 'Avocado' actually comes from a word that means 'testicle.'"

"MSG is big business."

"He just needs a hug..."

"He's got all that power and can't make a nose. What's up with that?"

*Editor's Note: Both BuzzFeed Life editors involved in writing this post attended culinary school. As did Alton Brown.

"You didn't say it had to be a real word. This is a combination of wonderful and revolting."