21 Amazing Products For People Who Are Obsessed With Breakfast

Ironically, far less likely to give you any kind of muffin top than any baked good you'd find at the coffee shop. Available here ($10).

Guaranteed to brighten even the darkest morning. Available here ($20.50)

Maybe the only way to make an egg white omelet fun. Available here ($21.99).

You're never fully dressed without a smiley pancake. Available here ($45).

Because how are you supposed to get your toast exactly how you want it if you can't even see it!?!? Available here ($74.99).

Guaranteed to 🐳~excite~🐳 your morning cup. Available here ($14.99).

Waffle stick provide maximum crusty surface area. Also, potential for seriously delicious dippage. Available here ($60).

No grease left behind! Available here ($16.99).

All jokes aside this is so completely necessary. Available here ($14.99).

Bacon flips bacon. Available here ($8.20 each).

Every week is shark week when Jaws is swimming in your cereal. Available here ($19.95).

Why stir the milk into your coffee when a mug can do it for you? Available here ($24.95).

Why should you have to leave your house for the Hol(e)y Grail of breakfast pastries? Available here ($15.99).

Submit a headshot and receive a custom heating insert that will brand your likeness onto your morning toast. A reminder of just how awesome you are, every damn morning. Available here ($69.95).