23 Insanely Clever Ways To Eat Cauliflower Instead of Carbs

Some genius did the obvious move and turned cauliflower pizza crust into cauliflower breadsticks. You know, like Papa John's but... not. Recipe here.

I mean, the "everything" overpowers the "bagel" either way. Recipe here.

White potatoes, you've officially been replaced. Recipe here.

All I see here is so much cheese. And that's OK. Recipe here.

Faster than ordering Seamless. (Well, probably.) Recipe here.

Doesn't have the same ring as "Tater Tots," but I'm willing to overlook that. (Note: there are bread crumbs in the recipe, so it's not totally low-carb.) Recipe here.

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OMFG. This is real. Recipe here.

These are truly something else. Recipe here.

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Same deal as the cauliflower rice, but calling it couscous makes it taste more Mediterranean. Fact. Recipe here.

Cauliflower also cooks faster than potatoes. So, double WIN. Recipe here.

Utensils necessary, but that's a small price to pay for a low-carb pizza option. Recipe here.

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Who wants to come over for taco night? Recipe here.

These are a swap for what, exactly? Latkes? Corn fritters? Croquettes? I really don't know, but I know that they are totally, 100% delicious. Recipe here.

It's really all about the cheese anyway. The macaroni was only ever a vessel. (Repeat that enough times and it might come true. Seriously, though, this stuff tastes great.) Recipe here.

This is either the best low-carb recipe ever written or, in the wise words of T. Swift, "a nightmare dressed like a daydream." Recipe here.

Because cauliflower on cauliflower is setting yourself up for happiness. Recipe here.

Chickpeas are great and all, but cauliflower is a pretty mighty substitute. Recipe here.

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