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25 Things People Who Love Sangria Will Understand

Sangria is essentially wine + magic.

1. It's fair to say that wine is pretty great.

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2. Wine is layered and complex and totally classy.

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3. But face it, you really DGAF about that.

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4. Like, you don't even pretend to care anymore.

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5. Because, as the saying goes, "Nothing tastes as good as 'Under $10 a bottle' feels."

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6. But wine has its limitations. The barrier to entry is pretty high.

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7. And the serving sizes are inconveniently small.

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8. Enter: Sangria. Sangria is essentially wine + magic.

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9. Magic:

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10. Magic:

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11. MAGIC:

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12. Plus, cheaper wine is actually BETTER for sangria.

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AMEN.

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13. Sangria is more environmentally friendly, because there's less waste.

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Those five liter boxes are the equivalent of like seven bottles of wine, so what you're really doing is saving the planet.

14. With wine, you're kinda locked into a certain alcohol content.

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15. Sangria, on the other hand, is as boozy as you wanna make it.

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More brandy, please.

16. Also, much easier access.

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17. And wine glasses? Totally not necessary.

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Rules are made to be broken. As are wine glasses, frankly.

18. Straws are optional but recommended.

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19. Wine pairs well with fancy food. Sangria pairs well with PARTY food.

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20. Sangria is cold, fruity, and fun. AKA the perfect day drink.

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21. And day drinking is great. Day drinking keeps you out of trouble.

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Trekking through the WILDERNESS, surrounded by WILD ANIMALS, with no cell phone service and a below-average sense of direction? Asking for trouble. Sipping sangria in a lawn chair on your very own porch? Very safe.

22. Three glasses of sangria + sunshine + friends = You, feeling fancy AF.

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23. And because sangria is usually made in big batches, you don't have to worry about running out in the middle of a party.

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HEAVEN FORBID.

24. And sure, there are going to be die-hard winos at every party.

These are the kinds of people that probably carry corkscrews around at all times and really who can hate on a person with that kind of foresight?

25. But hey, more sangria for the rest of us.

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Happy summer, everybody.

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