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25 People Who Will Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever Be Asked To Host Thanksgiving Again

I'm thankful I didn't get an invite to any of these Thanksgiving dinners.

1. This turkey who would love Greta Gerwig's Barbie:

A raw turkey in a pot, and the turkey is bright pink

2. This Thanksgiving meat baby:

A terrifying-looking clump of raw meat made to look like a baby, with several strips of bacon used as a diaper

3. This majestic work of art:

A plate of noodles with chicken drumsticks placed in them upside down, and googly eyes drawn on the drumsticks

4. This horrifying face:

A ham or turkey has been placed on a pan, with walnuts placed on it to resemble eyes; a gash in the meat makes it resemble a face that is bleeding from the mouth

5. This pickle pumpkin pie that I'd probably try once, TBH:

A normal pumpkin pie has been covered in sliced pickles

6. This truly tragic turkey:

A turkey has collapsed inward on itself, making it look almost skeletal, and it's oozing gross-looking liquid

7. This horror movie monster that will certainly give me nightmares:

turkey covered with bacon, stuffed with octopus and sitting on top of large crab legs; the tentacles of the octopus are coming out of the turkey, making it look like a monster

8. This cranberry sauce that's totally homemade and not at all from a can:

The sauce is a perfectly cylindrical mass with ridges, clearly having been dropped directly out of a can onto a plate

9. This expressive turkey:

a cooked turkey with a long bone coming up from between the legs

10. This pie with a slight char:

A badly burned pie with a caption that says "Gordon Ramsay who?"

11. This mac 'n' cheese turkey mess:

cheese-covered turkey on top of a pan of mac n cheese; the discoloration from the cheese makes the turkey look rotten

12. This turkey dessert that just looks wrong in so many ways:

turkey made of icing that can either look like poop or a penis

13. This perky turkey:

turkey that looks like it has human breasts

14. This turkey that was cooked well-done:

A turkey that has been so badly burned it looks like leather

15. This raw turkey that was served:

This turkey has been placed on the table looking severely undercooked

16. This peculiar dessert design:

another icing turkey that looks like a penis

17. This turkey that looks like an actual crime scene:

turkey with random pieces taken out of it sitting in a crockpot of juices

18. This toasty turkey:

incredibly burnt turkey

19. This Instant Pot turkey:

unappetizing turkey that looks old

20. This demon from the underworld:

turkey stuffed with large octopus

21. This quirky turkey:

turkey dressed up as a snow person with garnishes to have a hat and face

22. This turkey made from Spam:

raw spam formed into a turkey

23. This Flamin' Hot Cheeto turkey:

hot cheeto dust on a turkey

24. This stuffed turkey:

turkey stuffed with what looks like mac n cheese and beef

25. And finally, whatever the heck happened here:

A turkey that looks like it exploded outward

Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving that's worthy of r/thanksgiving and doesn't end up on r/funny or r/shittyfoodporn!