1. That time the unicorn trend made its way into the egg world with these horrifying pastel creations...
I mean, look at this yin-yang unicorn bullshit!
And even this unicorn egg salad!
2. That time someone decided it would be a good idea to make ACTUAL green eggs and ham.
3. Or how about that time someone got all gothic on us and ~died~ their egg whites.
4. These eggs that are being burned with a blow torch.
5. That time someone hard-boiled an egg for 10 hours.
6. When someone cooked up scrambled eggs with vodka...
AND FUCKING ATE THEM!
7. This red scramble that looks more like Flamin' Hot Cheetos than a proper breakfast.
8. The time someone tried turning eggs into dessert.
9. And when one egg dared to be different.
10. This ketchup massacre.
11. The person who had the audacity to call this egg salad.
12. And this horrific Pinterest fail.
13. This poor yolk that was manhandled.
14. And this very sad egg.
So please, let this be a lesson — STOP GETTING SO DAMN CREATIVE WITH YOUR EGGS.
