1. Cheese always wants to be the center of attention.
2. It gets all over broccoli and ruins it.
3. It makes such a mess when it melts!
4. Who would even want to eat this?
5. It messes up perfectly good scrambled eggs.
6. Look at how disgusting this is.
7. Why would you add cheese to broccoli soup?
8. Cheese does not respect your personal space.
9. Cheese hitches a ride on bread boats and is unapologetic about it.
10. Cheese keeps interrupting meatballs.
11. Cheese smothers enchiladas like an overbearing mother.
12. Cheeseburgers are terrible things.
13. Cheese is interfering with Nutella.
14. Cheese is a hot mess.
15. It makes pasta so boring.
16. It's even in desserts now, too — like this pumpkin cheesecake bar, which is so painful to look at.
17. You can't escape it.
