True beauty. Get the recipe.

True stoner brilliance. You can make your own onion rings if you're feeling ambitious, or just bake up the frozen kind. Get the details here.

If an egg-soaked, deep-fried peanut butter sandwich doesn't sound like something you want to eat, I don't think we can be friends. Get the recipe.

Cooking hash browns in a waffle iron!? WHAT COULD BE BETTER? Get the recipe.

Sounds funky, tastes amazing. And it's brought to you by chef Dale Talde, King Of Spam. Get the recipe.

Breakfast grilled cheese is a category of foodstuffs that deserves more recognition. Get the recipe.

There are very few problems that a pile of chips covered in delicious stuff can't solve. Get the recipe.

In theory: Banana = potassium, peanut butter = salt, and whole wheat bread = cysteine, an amino acid that (supposedly, maybe) helps you metabolize alcohol. In practice: It's fricking delicious. Get the recipe.

GIRL! Get the recipe.

Eggs embraced by a beautiful circle o' sausages and supported by fine, strong potatoes. And served with a bloody, obviously. Get the recipe.

There's ham! There's slaw! There are got dang FRENCH FRIES! This sandwich is here to save your life. Get the recipe.

You think you're too hungover to make any food, but you can make this. Promise. Get the recipe.

This humble scramble with chorizo and American cheese is easy enough that you can make it even if you're still technically drunk. Get the recipe.

One of those beautiful foods where you can just move a couple things from your freezer into a pan into an oven and let the magic happen. Get the recipe.

Soup is secretly THE perfect hangover food, because it's salty and hydrating and warm and cozy. And if you add noodles and a fried egg, it's carby and brunchy. Get the recipe.

Chocolate-covered bacon and bananas between challah French toast with a fried egg on top. AKA A REASON TO LIVE. Get the recipe.

Best-case scenario, you convince someone to make these for you while you stay in bed and nurse your headache. Get the recipe.

If the concept of (fast! easy!) DIY Cheddar Bay Biscuits doesn't sell you on this sandwich, I don't know what will. Get the recipe.

Didn't even realize this was legal. Get the recipe.

Bacon! Egg! And! Cheese! Quesadilla! Get the recipe.

If you haven't made this yet, I'm hoping the sixth time we tell you to do it is finally the time you're convinced. Get the recipe.

Save your bodega breakfast money for more booze instead. Get the recipe.

When I die I need you to bury me in this casserole. Get the recipe.