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15 Trashy Bagel Topping Combos That Are Actually Brilliant

You are not above this.

Have you ever looked down at your bagel, smeared with quietly dignified cream cheese, maybe topped off with a little bit of lox or onion, and wished that it could offer you...more? Like, for instance, a bunch of Doritos?

Here's a beautiful thing to consider: No one is stopping from you from putting all kinds of insane junk on your bagel. It's YOUR bagel. You can do WHATEVER YOU WANT.

Just think about the possibilities. Cheese and crackers...ON A BAGEL.

Candy! And cereal! ON A BAGEL!

Are you intrigued? Good. We have a few suggestions for your next bagel opportunity.

1. The Birthday Cake Bagel

2. The Super Snack Bagel

3. The Banana Pudding Bagel

4. The Nacho Bagel

Look at it go!

5. The Lucky S'mores Bagel

6. The Ritz Dip Bagel

7. The Hot Guac Bagel

8. The Upgraded PB&J Bagel

9. The Pork & Beans Bagel

10. The Peanut Butter Puff Bagel

11. The Onion Lover's Bagel

12. The Movie Matinee Bagel

13. The Pregnancy Craving Bagel

14. The Truck Stop Bagel

15. The Fudge Sundae Bagel

Cheers to you, and to all of us. Maybe your bagels forthwith be completely insane.

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