Have you ever looked down at your bagel, smeared with quietly dignified cream cheese, maybe topped off with a little bit of lox or onion, and wished that it could offer you...more? Like, for instance, a bunch of Doritos?
Here's a beautiful thing to consider: No one is stopping from you from putting all kinds of insane junk on your bagel. It's YOUR bagel. You can do WHATEVER YOU WANT.
Just think about the possibilities. Cheese and crackers...ON A BAGEL.
Candy! And cereal! ON A BAGEL!
Are you intrigued? Good. We have a few suggestions for your next bagel opportunity.
1. The Birthday Cake Bagel
2. The Super Snack Bagel
3. The Banana Pudding Bagel
4. The Nacho Bagel
Look at it go!
5. The Lucky S'mores Bagel
6. The Ritz Dip Bagel
7. The Hot Guac Bagel
8. The Upgraded PB&J Bagel
9. The Pork & Beans Bagel
10. The Peanut Butter Puff Bagel
11. The Onion Lover's Bagel
12. The Movie Matinee Bagel
13. The Pregnancy Craving Bagel
14. The Truck Stop Bagel
15. The Fudge Sundae Bagel
Cheers to you, and to all of us. Maybe your bagels forthwith be completely insane.
