Have you ever looked down at your bagel, smeared with quietly dignified cream cheese, maybe topped off with a little bit of lox or onion, and wished that it could offer you...more? Like, for instance, a bunch of Doritos?
Here's a beautiful thing to consider: No one is stopping from you from putting all kinds of insane junk on your bagel. It's YOUR bagel. You can do WHATEVER YOU WANT.
Just think about the possibilities. Cheese and crackers...ON A BAGEL.
Candy! And cereal! ON A BAGEL!
Are you intrigued? Good. We have a few suggestions for your next bagel opportunity.
1. The Birthday Cake Bagel
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!! We crumbled up Hostess mini powdered sugar Donettes, and can highly recommend them for this purpose.
2. The Super Snack Bagel
Girl, you CAN have it all.
3. The Banana Pudding Bagel
This is actually a totally legitimate breakfast that no one could judge you for!
4. The Nacho Bagel
You don't think you want to eat Cheese Whiz, but you do. Deep down, you do.
Look at it go!
5. The Lucky S'mores Bagel
At least 83% easier than building a campfire.
6. The Ritz Dip Bagel
If you don't know about the tangy magic of pimiento cheese, you should! And you might as well make your own, because it's so easy.
7. The Hot Guac Bagel
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8. The Upgraded PB&J Bagel
Peanut butter is a beautiful thing, but...so is candy. And sugary cereal.
9. The Pork & Beans Bagel
It's all about that textural contrast.
10. The Peanut Butter Puff Bagel
Never underestimate the power of simplicity.
11. The Onion Lover's Bagel
The foundation of this should (obviously) be an onion bagel.
12. The Movie Matinee Bagel
Goobers (chocolate-covered peanuts) >>> Raisinettes, but you do you.
13. The Pregnancy Craving Bagel
Bonus points for salt and vinegar chips.
14. The Truck Stop Bagel
Just remember to pick up a dozen bagels before your next road trip.
15. The Fudge Sundae Bagel
Don't lie, you know you would eat this.
Cheers to you, and to all of us. Maybe your bagels forthwith be completely insane.
