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29 Truly Horrible Vegetable Recipes That Should Not Exist

Five a day? I'd rather kale myself.

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1. Anyone who's ever told you to eat your vegetables is clearly not looking out for your best interests.

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2. Let's start with kale. Their ringleader. Mother freaking ew.

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3. Who cares if they're "healthy"? Vegetables. Are. Gross.

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4. And cabbage. The only thing you need to know about cabbage is that it's literally the root of all evil.

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5. Brussels Sprouts? They're just mini cabbages.

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6. DEMON CABBAGE SPAWN.

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7. Also, like, nutrition is an imperfect science. Who knows if vegetables are even good for you?

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8. Apparently salad might make you fat so WTF IS THE POINT?

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9. Nothing good ever happens when broccoli is involved.

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10. And, cauliflower? Literally broccoli That. Has. Been. BLEACHED.

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11. Nice try, bleach blonde broccoli. WE SEE YOU!

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12. Tomatoes are... alright. Probably because they're technically a fruit.

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Recipe: Tomato Cobbler

13. They spend an awful lot of time hooking up with vegetables, though, which is super sketchy of them.

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14. So you're probably better off steering clear. Wouldn't want to *ahem* catch something.

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15. And avoca-don't even think about eating vegetables for breakfast.

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16. That is, unless you want your entire day to be ruined.

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17. PEAS!? Next time someone tries to feed you peas, you should just straight up ask them if they think you are a toddler.

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18. Ummm, vegetables as a party appetizer? (Arti)Choke on your words, sir.

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19. Don't even get me started on carrots. Blech.

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20. And mushrooms are guaranteed to ruin any party. Go home, mushrooms, you're drunk.

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21. Oh, you heard roasted root vegetables were actually OK? Time to SQUASH that rumor once and for all.

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22. And the whole vegetable-bacon alliance?

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23. Pretty good attempt at rebranding...

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24. Don't even wanna know how much Big Vegetables spent to get bacon on board...

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25. But it's just really, really good marketing, people. Vegetables are still VEGETABLES.

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26. Sent to earth for one reason and one reason only.

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27. To. Make. You. Sad.

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28. So, just say no to vegetables.

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29. They are not to be trusted.

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