21 Boozy Memes That Were Literally Written About You

The only things I drink are water, coffee, and alcohol.

Not in the mood for people, but really not in the mood for sobriety.

"I like you, just the way you are." —Wine

If you mix a red and a white together I probably won't even notice, TBH.

If you invite me over, I'll definitely bring a bottle of wine. So you should probably get something for yourself.

My 10-year plan is that I'm going to be able to afford better booze.

The upside of spending all my money on booze is that I don't have any left to waste on clothes I don't need.

Calm TF down I'll be there in a second.

I may be getting older, but I'm definitely still drinking like a college senior.

The only way to ease into the week is to drink like it's still the weekend.

Just wanna hold on to that feeling, you know?

Who the hell thinks "glass half full" is a positive?

Hey, I'm being responsible here.

I celebrate Wine Wednesday at least six times a week.

How am I so thirsty all the time? I literally drink my weight in liquid every day.

5 p.m.: "I'm going straight home."

6 p.m.: "I'm just gonna stop by and say hi."

7 p.m.: "OK but only one drink."

8 p.m.: "Sure, fine, one more."

1 a.m.: "....FUUUUUUCK."

Hopefully everybody else is also too hungover to watch my Snapchat story before it disappears...

Don't judge me. You don't even KNOW me.

The best way to get over a hangover is to stay in bed and try your damndest to ignore it.

Can't I just give up vegetables instead?

*Drops mic*