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21 Signs Our National Kale Obsession Is Out Of Control

We may be taking this kale thing too far, guys.

1. Kale Baked Eggs

Cute enough that I will overlook how much easier a kale omelette would be. Get the recipe here.

2. "Cheezey" Kale Chips

cupcakesomg.blogspot.com

Tell yourself what you need to, but let's not pretend these are Cheez-Its, k? Get the recipe here.

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3. Pickled Kale

nbcnewyork.com

Just because you CAN pickle that, doesn't mean you SHOULD. Get the recipe here.

4. Raw Kale Noodles

pinterest.com / Bulk Apothecary

I'm gonna take the fact that these are no longer available for purchase as a good sign.

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5. Apple Kale Muffins

lemonstripes.com

If you insist on adding kale to your muffins, be sure to also add apples, honey, and anything else that will hide the taste of the VEGETABLE IN YOUR MUFFIN. Get the recipe here.

6. Candy Kale Chips

chubbyvegetarian.blogspot.com

OMG this is so funny because I was literally just like, you know what would make great candy? KALE. Get the recipe here.

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7. Kale Cocktail

hgtvgardens.com

I don't even care about the pure absurdity of this: It has my full support. Make yourself one tonight.

8. Frozen Kale Cubes

lexieskitchen.com

HAHAHAHA KALE ICE CUBESSSSSS??!?! THAT IS RIDICULOUS. Oh what? They're for smoothies? Oh OK. NM.Get the recipe here.

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9. Kale Pizza Dough

farmfreshfeasts.com

I'm sorry I'm confused. If you want kale in your pizza, why not just make it a topping? (Or put it in the dough, your call: Here's the recipe.)

10. Kale Brownies

chocolatecoveredkatie.com

Sorry to go there but seeing the green specks in the brownies make me uncomfortable. (But if it works for you, go for it!)

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11. Kale and Spinach Sauce

healthygreenandspiritual.com

I like kale and I like sauce but that doesn't mean I want kale sauce. (If you do, then by all means, go right ahead and make the stuff.)

12. Cheezy Kale Crackers

rawmazing.com

Trying not to judge. Trying not to judge. Trying not to judge. Get the recipe here.

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13. Chocolate Chip Kale Cookies

cbsnews.com

:(

14. Cowboy Kale Jerky

yumuniverse.com

Totally easy to make, if you have a dehydrator and 5–8 hours to spare. Recipe (instructions?) here.

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15. Goat Cheese and Kale Egg Bake

pillsbury.com

You know what goes perfectly with kale? Azodicarbonamide, aka the yoga mat chemical. Yup, it's in the Pillsbury's product the recipe calls for.

16. Chocolate Kale Fudge Pops

shape.com

I'm pretty sure the cup of sugar cancels out the cup of kale, health-wise. (But you can still make them I guess.)

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17. Kale Butter

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18. Vegan Kale Spice Cake

shape.com

Tell them it's real cake and then laugh laugh laugh when they eat it. (Belated April Fools' Day recipe available here.)

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19. Avocado Kale Ice Cream

loltreats.com

This isn't fair to kale or ice cream or avocados or chocolate chips or you. (Make it if you must.)

20. Vegan Kale Cupcakes

gothamist.com

Ugh, BROOKLYN.

21. Kale Soda

instagram.com

FOR THE LOVE OF KALE, THIS NEEDS TO STOP.

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